Hello guys and girls! I am in so great funny,naughty mood right now that i want to share it with you allll
First of all i will post some  new christmas pictures  in my  new gallery called “Santa-Helper”,don’t forget to visit Gallery page!

And right now will tell you some SMS funny jokes of wich I was laughing showing all my 31 teeth (one more tooth is still growing ;)  )

Oooh yeahhh, first of all some Blonde jokes. I always wanted to have blonde hair but after some times of colouring  i have understood that I am a real Hot Brunette so don’t wait from my side to become a Blond again plzzzz :))

*Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
*To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with “Please turn over” scribbled on both sides.
*Why do you reck on Blonds, don’t have elevator jobs? Cos they’ve no idea of the route.
*What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up.
*Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it
*Why did 18 blondes go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed
*What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOsErotic

Erotic jokes:
*Why men walk more and women talk more? Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!
*A Guy picks up a girl 4 the date: Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
*Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes you get good service, sometimes bad serice and many times u have to be satisfied with selfservice
*My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental: 10% senti and 90% mental!!!

Marriage jokes:
*What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds!!
*Dying husband: I have something to tell you. Wife: Don’t speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh. I know! That’s why I poisoned you!
*Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with. Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
*A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins himself n says: 2 inches more & I’ll be a king. His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you’ll be a queen.
*Husband asks his wife, do you know the meaning of “wife”? It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime! His wife says, no, it means - With Idiot for Ever!

General SMS jokes:
*News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
*Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
*There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
*2 lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies!
*Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
*Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have … Girlfriends
*The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat…
*Why were males created before females? Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy
*A girl called me & said “Come on over, nobody is home”. I went over. Nobody was home…
*Dear receiver, I’m a Blonde Virus. I’m not so advanced, so please delete all your files yourself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank you!

Flirt SMS:
*Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
*Nobody Likes U, Nobody cares U, Nobody misses U, Nobody want to see U, Nobody is ur best Frnd, Nobody is happy with U, Hey, Don’t cry!!! My Name is Nobody
*Have a horrible daywithout water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…
*I place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom!
*Just 4 fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid. So if u want me in the sack, lick your lips n text me back!
*Do you like maths? If so add a bed, subtract ur clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
*You are cute, you are adorable, sexy, n great, Now I broke the ice, would you like to mate?
*Do I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!

So tell me now: how to do you feel?Hope better!